There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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