I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
