After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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