i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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