Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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