Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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