I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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