is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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