They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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