Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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