I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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