That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't deserve a penis
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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