just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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