I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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