is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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