dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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