i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
