I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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