Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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