the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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