remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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