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(207): View more from Maine

I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?

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(917): View more from New York City

i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir

(952): View more from Minnesota

details?

(920): View more from Wisconsin

alcohol + bed + penis = sex

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(304): View more from West Virginia

please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get

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(434): View more from Virginia

i said good morning to each one of his abs personally

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(248): View more from Michigan

His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....

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(813): View more from Florida

Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.

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