it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Randomize