It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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