i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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