just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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