she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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