Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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