You're completely useless in the revolution.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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