It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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