Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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