that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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