If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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