check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Still dying that you shit outside
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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