Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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