His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
