new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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