just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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