We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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