I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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