Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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