And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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