But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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