I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just blew my weed a kiss
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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