He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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