Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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