idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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