I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
