how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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