STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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