i just google imaged poop.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
