Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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