Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
